Dear diary,
How are you? I am very well, thanks. I just started my diary blog today, but I already feel like "dear diary" is so impersonal. Therefore, I shall give you a name. From here forward, you shall be pseudo Neil Sedaka. I love your song, Laughter in the Rain. Okay, so let's start over.
Dear Neil Sedaka,
Today was Wednesday. I know this because I saw people taking their trash cans to the curb this afternoon. Trash day is Thursday. I probably should find a different indicator of what day it is because if people take the cans out too early, I might think it is Thursday when it is Wednesday.
...okay, well it is late and I have to go to bed. Talk to you tomorrow.
~pumpkinshellz
